Most guys would be thrilled to not have to do the dishes. My boyfriend: “What is going on in there!? Do you have to break every single dish?”
weird connections in cinema
One of Paul Thomas Anderson’s first films was Cigarettes and Coffee, not to be confused with Jim Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes. Finding two similarly titled films isn’t that surprising, but the directors are linked another way as well: Jarmusch was influenced by Ghoulardi, an “eccentric Cleveland television show which featured horror films” hosted by Ernie...
“Mørke” in Danish means “darkness” and “death of marriage”. via Wikipedia.
After months spent dating each assignment
Girl #1: What's the date?
Lifeguard: July 1st.
Girl #2: It's summer. We don't know anything.
Me: It's made out of paper and wood!
Elisa: This one's been bit.
Whoa. You’re a programmer? That’s like, legit.
Why I am not cooler than my friends
Me: This song always reminds me of A Knight's Tale.
Elisa: Oh, man. Really? What a way to ruin the song! I heard they're going to make a movie about him.
Me: Heath Ledger?
Elisa: Freddie Mercury.
Only SXSW badges and wristbands will be admitted. Guess I’m not going to this one. But the lineup looks great.