December 2012
1 post
Dec 28th
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November 2012
1 post
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Dishwashing
Most guys would be thrilled to not have to do the dishes. My boyfriend: “What is going on in there!? Do you have to break every single dish?”
Nov 16th
August 2012
1 post
3 tags
weird connections in cinema
One of Paul Thomas Anderson’s first films was Cigarettes and Coffee, not to be confused with Jim Jarmusch’s Coffee and Cigarettes. Finding two similarly titled films isn’t that surprising, but the directors are linked another way as well: Jarmusch was influenced by Ghoulardi, an “eccentric Cleveland television show which featured horror films” hosted by Ernie...
Aug 2nd
July 2012
3 posts
4 tags
Mørke
“Mørke” in Danish means “darkness” and “death of marriage”. via Wikipedia.
Jul 13th
Jul 11th
585 notes
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After months spent dating each assignment
Girl #1: What's the date?
Lifeguard: July 1st.
Girl #2: It's summer. We don't know anything.
Jul 1st
June 2012
1 post
4 tags
Jun 29th
2 notes
May 2012
4 posts
2 tags
Restaurant pens
Me: It's made out of paper and wood!
Elisa: This one's been bit.
May 6th
2 tags
“Whoa. You’re a programmer? That’s like, legit.”
May 5th
1 note
May 5th
30,565 notes
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Why I am not cooler than my friends
Me: This song always reminds me of A Knight's Tale.
Elisa: Oh, man. Really? What a way to ruin the song! I heard they're going to make a movie about him.
Me: Heath Ledger?
Elisa: Freddie Mercury.
May 2nd
April 2012
1 post
Apr 15th
March 2012
8 posts
3 tags
Mar 18th
2 tags
Mar 16th
2 tags
Mar 14th
5 notes
3 tags
Mar 13th
2 tags
Mar 13th
1 note
Mar 2nd
4 tags
Mar 2nd
Pitchfork showcase
Only SXSW badges and wristbands will be admitted. Guess I’m not going to this one. But the lineup looks great.
Mar 2nd